Transcription: Hello, this be special report. Special human report. Be on lookout for this man. His name is... Chauncey. He is on the loose being mean to innocent humans. Like me. Here is recent victim. He crazy like nuts. He must be stopped. Me just standing there admiring cow. Mmm. Cow. Then cow whoosh. Simply terrifying. He must be stopped. Remember, keep peeled eyes. Mmm... Peeled eyes.
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